No, I'm not a Schoolboy
About game
No, I'm not a Schoolboy— this is a seller simulator with elements of detective work and casual strategy.
A small grocery kiosk in a residential area of a Russian city. You are the vendor. Your task is to keep children and teenagers away from alcohol and tobacco products.
The job seems simple: ring up items and give change. But there's one problem — local teens keep trying to buy cigarettes and alcohol. They use tricks, disguises, fake mustaches, adult clothing, and specific speech patterns to deceive you.
How to play
Your task is to identify minors and refuse to sell to them. A mistake is costly: selling to a child results in a heavy fine, while refusing an adult means lost profit and customer dissatisfaction. To make a sale or refuse, press the corresponding buttons on the screen.Game info
Age rating
18+
Platforms
Authorization support
Yes
Localization
Russian, English
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Release date
Cloud saves
No
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